January
England are thrashed 5-0 by Australia playing cricket, a sport that involves shouting at the referee, being rude to your opponent and waving at the crowd, and is naturally of no interest to me whatsoever. Meanwhile I, Jose Mourinho, am voted 38th sexiest man alive, just behind Prince William. Yes, 38th. This is what we face now.
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2232220,00.html για τα υπόλοιπα.Εδώ βρίσκεται και ένα, όχι-και-τόσο-ξεχωριστό ημερολόγιο, το ημερολόγιο του Michael Ballack.
http://yusofhafiz.wordpress.com/2007/10/03/secret-diary-of-michael-ballack-ja/
Είναι μούφα ημερολόγιο αλλά είναι ωραίο.
Δεν συνέχισα το μυθιστόρημά μας αλλά έγραψα μια ωραία χριστουγεννιάτικη ιστορία!
exMrsAbramovich's Christmas Story
It was a Christmas eve exMrsAbramovich and Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly will never forget. Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly was visiting exMrsAbramovich for the holidays. They had just finished a grand Christmas dinner with lots of Turkey, exMrsAbramovich's favorite. The grown-ups were in the kitchen cleaning up. Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly and exMrsAbramovich were playing in the living room when all of a sudden they heard singing outside. exMrsAbramovich and Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly ran to the door, and there standing in the lightly falling snow were Christmas carolers singing Jingle Bells. It was so cold you could see the singers' breath rising in the air like puffs of smoke.The carolers called for Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly and exMrsAbramovich to join them. It was late, but exMrsAbramovich asked if they could go for a little while. Yes! So, exMrsAbramovich and Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly grabbed their coats and hats and gloves and went out to sing with the carolers. It was great fun!
As exMrsAbramovich and Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly headed home, the snow stopped, the stars started twinkling and the moon was so bright, they could see through the darkness. Just as they arrived at exMrsAbramovich's door, Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly stopped. "Listen exMrsAbramovich, did you hear that? It sounds like bells!"
"I hear it, too!" exMrsAbramovich said hurrying toward Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly. "Look up there," Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly pointed. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" exMrsAbramovich asked. "Yes! It's Santa! It has to be!" Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly gasped excitedly. "Listen, I think I can hear him calling out 'Ho, Ho, Ho.'"
"Yes!" exMrsAbramovich said, "I hear it too! It looks like he's over Roman's house. We better get inside and put out the milk and cookies! We need to get to bed ourselves."
"Let's run," Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly said.
The grownups were just finishing the dishes when Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly and exMrsAbramovich slid across the kitchen floor. "We saw Santa!" exMrsAbramovich huffed. He was flying over Roman's house. We've got to hurry and put out Santa's snack. If we're not in bed Santa won't stop here!"
Quickly, Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly and exMrsAbramovich poured Santa's milk in a glass and put five chocolate chip cookies on a plate. They placed the snack on the hearth near the fireplace so Santa would be sure to see it. As they climbed into bed, they heard the grownups downstairs chuckling. "That must have been one big shooting star those kids saw," one said. Annie_Hall,a2a and nelly and exMrsAbramovich just smiled at each other as they drifted off to sleep. They knew what they saw was not a shooting star. Shooting stars don't ring bells and they don't sing out, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!"
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Χρόνια πολλά! Δεν περίμενα να το πω αλλά το ημερολόγιο του Michael Ballack είναι πιο καλό από αύτα που ξεχώρισε ο ξεχωριστά ξεχωριστός Jose Mourinho.Πόσο γέλασα!!Καλά είπαμε βαριέσαι να γράψεις αλλά μια μετάφραση (έστω και με babelfish)δεν μπορούσες να κάνεις??Αλλά μάλλον το έκανες γιατί μας διαβάζουν διεθνώς ε?
Τι μετάφραση, εδώ ξέχασα να βάλω τίτλο στο ποστ χτες!Σήμερα το μεσημέρι το θυμήθηκα.Και ναι, πρέπει να γράφουμε κάτι και για τους διεθνείς μας.
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